Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Flavored crackers, chips, gum, etc.


The other day i bought some "roasted onion" flavored triskets.  Sounds good, right?  i had a lot of trouble identifying any flavors besides "salt".

which made me think, hey, do they just suggest flavors and we're supposed to think that's what it tastes like?  i know the douga always looks forward to the Company Store catalog because they always change the names of the colors.  "Hey look, sky blue is now scintillating sea!"

And the flavored gum, especially the two-flavored gum, or the dessert gums.  does a little cininamon and apple flavor really equal apple pie?

Lies!!

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Birdman, Absurbman

Finally saw Birdman.  I think it's a essay on ego, either indulging it or desperately nursing it.  Maybe the title juxtaposes a small animal - bird- with a large animal - man- to illustrate the tininess of our importance.  just a tiny little peeping bird trying to be a loud presence in a noisy city, noisy world, noisy life.  and it all means the same as always, not much.

anyway, that's what i got out of it.  plus, with all those long tracking shots, it seemed like an adult Slackers.  ironic, considering it competed with Linkleter's latest, Boyhood.

or maybe it's a nod to the Birdman of Alcatraz, trapped in a prison, yet finding a sort of freedom of his own making.  meh, i don't know.

it doesn't really matter.

*flies away*

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Hey everyone!

Since the dawn of blogs people have bugged me to start one.  Well here it is.  but i don't wanna do all the work myself, so i'm gonna invite some slutty (and maybe not so slutty) friends to help me out.  They may wanna make up fake names so we can talk freely about anything without being outed as heathens, warlocks, talking animals, extraterrestrials, etc.  if you want to participate lemme know. 

Let me start by talking about dicks.  Cocks, penises, schlongs, etc.  you know.  The more women i talk to about their sexual experience, the more it seems that size is, indeed, and important factor in sexual satisfaction.  It is not the only factor.  the other two that seem to matter are chemistry and skill.  If you have the other two, a big schlong isn't as important.  If you don't have the other two, it's unlikely the big schlong will make up for it.  what does this mean?  you better have two out of three of these factors to be good in bed if you're a guy.  I wonder if this is true for gay men as well? 

what do you think?